Be Careful What You Wish For
A Cautionary Tale
On Friday night, minutes before I opened a bag of jellybeans for Easter, I remarked to my best friend how funny it would be to find, “one of those weird food auctions, like a penis.”
Lo and behold, look at what she found in the ahem, sack:
a large 1 1/8 inch x 5/8 inch black licorice candy penis with testicles. It looks to be three factory defect / fused jellybeans. They are molded into one smooth unit.

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Submitted By Angela