Can’t afford dentist, so wife got me drunk took advantage of me and pulled my tooth. Mother-n-law noticed that the hole from the cavity resembles baby Jesus’s crib. But I think my mother-n-law is nuts. Now I noticed last night my wife was trying to get the dog drunk so she could save more money on getting him neutered. Could someone “please” bid so I can afford a real dentist, get my good looks restored, get rid of mother-n-law, mean wife, and the dog and I can be left alone in peace.

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