DO YOU WANT TO BE A STAR? NOW YOU CAN! ALL YOU NEED IS THIS STAR BUTTON! PRESS IT AND YOU WILL BE A STAR! PLEASE WRITE ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE STAR BUTTON! I WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS AS SOON AS I POSSIBLY CAN! IF YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITE CELEBRITIES YOU DO NOT SEE HERE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW, AND I WILL ADD THEM TO THIS LISTING!

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Submitted By Amanda

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Submitted By Raymond

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Erik the Artist
Advertising Pocket Space Available
Measures 2×7 inches, room for logo, website, text, etc. Approximately 26 characters on two lines Artist likes to hand paint clients ad Will be respectable Jacket will be part of ETA’s presentation videos being sent to with possible TV exposure on Leno, Oprah, Kimmel, Ellen

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Submitted By Jason

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We have sold our building and after 18 years we are selling our entire haunt house inventory as a package deal here on EBAY. Make this Halloween one to remember with your new business, or add to your current haunt. This sale includes everything you need to start your own haunted house (except the building or tent), and I mean everything. You even get the actors flashlights and two five-gallon electric water coolers. You will get movie style props, approx 100 costumes, lighting, sound equipment, safety equipment, painted wall panels. Some of the props include a custom 16’x9’ Vortex Tunnel, a pneumatic 16’long x 12’ wide custom Rocking Room, caskets, air cannons, thrashing caged Bucky, tombstones, 12+ Bucky skeletons, 7+new in box Bucky skulls, Bucky parts, 14+ tombstones, 13 new in box fog machines + 8 additional with timers, 1000s of yards of real Army camouflage netting, several Gag Studios props, HauntMaster timers, furniture, 2 Thrifty Bucky chandeliers, blacklights, strobe lights, emergency pack lights, extension cords, stereos, speakers, CD’s, low voltage lights, pictures, etc…. Absolutely everything is included. There is enough inventory to easily have a 12,000 + sq ft haunt or split it up for two seperate haunts. Some manufacturers of the products included are: Anatomical Chart Company, First Imperial Trading, Northeast Import Inc, Ghost Ride Productions, Prop Master, Smiffys, Forum Novelties, Haunt Master, Morris Costume, Scarecrow, Forum Novelties, Gilderfluke, Visual Effects Inc, Aroma Trading, Entity Productions, and Gore Galore.

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Submitted By Mr. Don

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Be Careful What You Wish For
A Cautionary Tale
On Friday night, minutes before I opened a bag of jellybeans for Easter, I remarked to my best friend how funny it would be to find, “one of those weird food auctions, like a penis.”
Lo and behold, look at what she found in the ahem, sack:
a large 1 1/8 inch x 5/8 inch black licorice candy penis with testicles. It looks to be three factory defect / fused jellybeans. They are molded into one smooth unit.

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Submitted By Angela

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The only MYSTERY is how it works.
A ONCE in a LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.
This auction is for my lucky # 13. I have carried this in my back-pack for many years, I forget how long. I should tell you that I am a pretty lucky guy who is never too far from his back-pack. Well, I purchased a new pack with my fortunes the other day and proceeded to clean the old one. This is when I found my Lucky # 13. I knew it was there all along though.
I am set with a pretty decent situation right now and decided to SPREAD THE LUCK to someone not so fortunate.

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Submitted By J.R.

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YOU ARE BIDDING ON A VERY SEXY MYSTERY THONG! WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, ONLY THE WINNING BIDDER WILL KNOW! I WILL PICK AND SEND THE SEXY THONG OF MY CHOICE TO THE WINNING BIDDER! THONG WILL BE SIZE MEDIUM! FREE SHIPPING! THIS AUCTION STARTS AT JUST A PENNY! ITEM WILL BE SENT OUT, FIRST CLASS, TO THE WINNING BIDDER, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, ONCE PAYMENT IS RECEIVED! PLEASE CHECK OUT MY OTHER AUCTIONS, AND ADD ME TO YOUR LIST OF FAVORITE SELLERS! I ADD NEW AND UNIQUE ITEMS AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!

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Submitted By Amanda

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Who could possibly need “Instant Girlfriend”? Glad you asked! There is a full line-up of potential candidates!
Did your girl just dump you and you’re dying to stick it to her (figuratively)? It’s not so easy for “Dear John” to go out and nab himself a new dame right away….OR IS IT?
Make that “old lady” GREEN WITH ENVY when you flash photos of your new hottie and read luscious lines from the steamy letters she sends you.d
So the guys at the golf course are giving you a hard time? Telling you that you’re just an “old man” and have lost your mojo?
Well, that may be so, but with INSTANT GIRLFRIEND you’ll have the girl of your dreams…sans expensive shopping trips and late night “what are you thinking about?” inquiries.
All the girl…none of the hassle! Oh, it doesn’t get ANY better than this!

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Submitted By Lucy

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Cody returned from the Ultimate Hippie Vacation believing that he was a prominent celebrity. He became convinced that paparazzi, stalkers, “the satellite people”, and various other groups were now scrutinizing his every move. He claimed that he had discovered hidden cameras inside his bus and destroyed as many as he could find. He showed us the remnants of the “cameras” which looked strikingly similar to old computer microchips.

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Submitted By Rhonda

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A friend of mine originally bought this lamp for $15 at an antique store near the small town of Victoriaville (Quebec, Canada). It then went on display in that person?s home for several years, before she offered it to me. I hypothesize that if a normal and emotionally stable person is willing to pay $15 for that object, it may after all possess an underlying and inexplicable power of attraction, and it may be possible to sell it at a much higher price. This auction exists not only to make some money, but also to test this hypothesis!

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Submitted By Falzar

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Here’s your opportunity to have something the competition does not have.This GIANT FOOT measures roughly 8 feet tall and on trailer 11ft +/- tall and rides on a 20ft ftabed steel trailer.It was constructed out of fiberglass and steel and the outer skin was designed to feel like skin(just tougher/courser) and appear to be same. I thought the creator did a great and it has been used to promote a foot company.We used it to promote our company and it has been alot of fun.We have rented iy out and one of our trucks pull it around a city or park at a location promoting their product. It has been used for restaurants, mortgage company, sport teams, shoe stores, podiatrist, concession stands, radio station, nightclubs, reatil stores,parades and many more.

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Submitted By Steve

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Own my green hook toe nail!
When I was a baby, a bed frame was leaning against the wall–one thing led to another and it fell on my little baby foot. At least this is what my parents told me…anyways…it has never grown right.
I have been dealing with it for years, hooking on my socks and hurting when I wear steel toe boots. I’ve cut it off, pulled it out and tried some weird things to get rid of it and nothing works. So now I am selling the newest edition of the green hook toe.
Why would you want it? Either because you are strange and like to collect wierd things or because you want to scare people or scratch them with the hook.

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Submitted By Jim

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