YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR OWN “CIRCLE OF TRUST” LIKE THE MOVIE MEET THE PARENTS WITH YOUR OWN POLYGRAPH MACHINE. THIS WAS USED BY A POLYGRAPHER FOR YEARS AND HAD MANY GUILTY PARTIES SHOWN UP.
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This is the original Magic Fingers found in hotels and motels since the 1960’s. Drop in a quarter and it takes you “to the land of tingling relaxation and ease”.
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This is an auction for Cell Daru the AA Battery, if you buy this auction, you would have this wonderful battery Cell Daru the Battery is special because you don’t have to feed it, and you don’t have to put so much time into taking care of it. He loves to hear your stories this is great for those people who love to talk.
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Submitted By Edgar

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DO YOU WANT TO BE A STAR? NOW YOU CAN! ALL YOU NEED IS THIS STAR BUTTON! PRESS IT AND YOU WILL BE A STAR! PLEASE WRITE ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE STAR BUTTON! I WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS AS SOON AS I POSSIBLY CAN! IF YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITE CELEBRITIES YOU DO NOT SEE HERE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW, AND I WILL ADD THEM TO THIS LISTING!

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Submitted By Amanda

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A friend of mine originally bought this lamp for $15 at an antique store near the small town of Victoriaville (Quebec, Canada). It then went on display in that person?s home for several years, before she offered it to me. I hypothesize that if a normal and emotionally stable person is willing to pay $15 for that object, it may after all possess an underlying and inexplicable power of attraction, and it may be possible to sell it at a much higher price. This auction exists not only to make some money, but also to test this hypothesis!

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Submitted By Falzar

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THIS LAMP IS TRULY BIZARRE. MY HUSBAND BROUGHT IT HOME ONE DAY YEARS AGO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS “INTERESTING” (HIS WORDS!!) I RECOILED MERELY AT THE SIGHT OF IT!!! IT IS TRULY THE MOST HIDEOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!! TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU THE PICTURES DO NOT SHOW THE TRUE NASTYNESS OF THIS LAMP!!

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Submitted By Kam

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This auction is for the TOP LEVEL domain name: FUXC.com
This domain name also comes with a personalized email address: YourName@fuxc.com
(change “YourName” to whatever you choose!) The bidding for this domain will start at $99.99 with NO RESERVE!! There are many possibilities for this domain name:
Fairfield University Cross Country team
Fisk University Cross Country team
Fordham University Cross Country team
Friends University Cross Country team
Furman University Cross Country team
And more!

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Submitted By Donna K.

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I got chipped by some aliens about few years ago. I was asleep and woke up to many lights and an alien front of my bed and pain in my left arm. I left it alone until last year. It started to bother me and I can see a small bump on my arm. I decided to take a razor blade and pliers to my bathroom.

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Submitted By Ely M.

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This is a pile of my ex-boyfriend’s prized possessions he left behind when I kicked him out of my house recently (Not that he would have any further use for them). Included are several items of partially burnt clothing and shoes, the remains of a computer (which I lovingly put several bullets into), his beloved TV remote and what’s left of various gifts he bought me when we were together and he thought he was doing me such a favor by just breathing the same air. On the contrary, he was nothing more than an oxygen thief.

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Submitted By Steve

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I was channel suffering on my television around 1:30a.m., when I came across a cable channel. I saw what I thought was a commercial for Mr. Clean. I changed the channel, but in a quick glance, I saw something strange that caught my eye. So I turned back to the previous channel. The commercial, or a weird scene with Mr. Clean, was still there…and never left!

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Oh yes…you too can be like Kip and uncle Rico. This is the Time Transposer, claimed time travel device designed by Steven Gibbs and sold by the now-defunct International Guild of Advanced Sciences College and Research Society. This package includes the time transposer unit, headband w/ plugs, copper plates w/ plugs, instructional audio cassette and additional audio cassette on time travel in general, both recorded by Int’l Guild of Advanced Sciences’ president.

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Submitted By B Dog

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Yes, up for bids is a TOP RAMEN computer. Now you can own this awesomely delicious CPU. This fine material is what computers will be made of in the near future since all the metals are being exported to China and other countries. You owe Top Ramen a bit of thanks. Remember how Top Ramen got you through college? Remember that late night 3rd semester nano-bio-physic test it helped you to study for?

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Submitted By E Gaud

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