I was sitting in bed, talking to my boyfriend on the phone and munching on corn puffs, when well…. just take a look at what POPPED UP out of the bag of butter puffs I had!! It seemed “happy” to see me ;-). Now, I know what this looks like to me. I have discussed this with another and they said it is the cutest little “thing” they have seen in awhile.
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This little piece of unrealestate is being offered to the highest bidder. Unfortunately, it has been a rental for quite some time. The last occupants were exceptionally hard on the property due to their “business pursuits.” According to Inspector Gadget they had been operating a crack house for the past 18 months. That probably would explain the frequency of Rescue Ranger police calls to the house. The neighbors, Francie and Allan Doll, complained constantly about the traffic and the Homies and Hoodrats coming and going from the place.
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To make it some what short….I got married to a piece of worthless piece of _____ and decided that I didn’t want to remember a single thing after the divorce. Was told by my psychiatrist that I could go to a hypnotist in either Atlanta, Cartersville, or Rincon and have them erase from my memory the last 5 months.
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Soulful surfer dude Matthew McConaughey returns to support Project Pink by reminding fans to, “Dont Duck a Breast Exam.” His duck sports a colorful bandana and is ready to hit the waves with a custom-made surfboard complete with a beach-themed holding case.
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Bull S#!T (body with horns and tail, nose ring)
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A Rubber Band!
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You are bidding on a piece of toast with the mircously image of O.J Simpson on It! It Is Actually Burnt/Toasted On It, Not Printed Or Stamped Anyway!
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Here is your chance to Increase your coolness by 1,000 points! These are cool points that I earned last week for trying to windsurf during a storm risking lightning strike and possible death! Are you sick of not really being noticed or just being totally normal? Then these cool points are definitely for you. According to the Urban Dictionary, it only takes 100 cool points to be Quite Cool, imagine having 1,000!!! If the auction goes high enough, I will do something else crazy so that I can dish out some Bonus Cool Points!
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Submitted By Aaron

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MICHAEL VICK “EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY” HUMOROUS T-SHIRT SIZE XL HAS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE YET OF VICK BEING HUMPED BY MAN’S BEST! BE THE FIRST TO HAVE THIS ONE OF A KIND T-SHIRT! THIS T-SHIRT IS GUARANTEED TO GET MANY LAUGHS & COMMENTS! **View Now**
Submitted By D O G

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Suddenly it was snowing endless white streamers, but then I realized that it was a guy shooting his Shoulder Fired Toilet Paper Bazooka!**View Now**

Submitted By Poopie McPooperson

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This is the perfect gage gift for those people who like to go camping. Purchase these for yourself and you will be the talk of the campground. Take them to your next party and see how much fun you will have. These are over 34″ long with wood handles for cooking over campfires. And unlike the competition we have BALLS!!!!**View Now**
Submitted By Julie

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This is round 2! The winner of this auction felt that Mr. Vick should remain behind bars, so I offered to keep him and relist for EVERYONE to see! The winner of the last auction was VERY HAPPY**View Now**
Submitted By Rob P.

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