This is a great spoof about living in Canada. If the -40 degree temperatures dont kill you the taxes will.

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NO GHOST! NO CANE! NO MONSTER! BUY MY GRANDFATHER’S COMMON SENSE! It’s become apparent that people will buy anything on Ebay, inspired by these people, I make this very special offer. I am auctioning off my late Grandfathers common sense. That’s right, good old fashioned COMMON SENSE.

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Keep up with trends with Spud Babyâ„¢, the newest, hottest toy to hit the market yet. Spud Babyâ„¢ will make your child a trendsetter with the coolest Idaho buddy that all his/her friends can ooh and ahh about!

Spud Baby™ is a new and improved version of the once popular Pet Rock. Well loved by kids worldwide, Spud Baby™ is now even better then the Pet Rock with more games, more characters and lots of fun accessories to play with. Each Spud Baby™ comes numbered with a birth certificate. Once purchased your birth certificate is customized with a name of your choosing. Don’t delay…bid on your Spud Baby™ today.

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Submitted By Cory

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HERE’S IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO ADVERTISE ON ME AS I MUD WRESTLE IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP !!
(AND IF I LOOSE ) -I WILL TATTOO YOUR NAME OR COMPANY NAME ANYWHERE YOU WISH !!

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Submitted By Kim

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Some number of Sundays ago greater than 1 and less than 4, I was shopping at Copps when I impulsively decided to buy a few scoops of peanuts. Tonight, I enjoyed the roasted and salted legumes for the first time since their purchase. Doing so, I understood my purpose in purchasing the produce: I was to to discover a MIRACLE FETUS PEANUT in the bag of deliciousness.

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Submitted By Michael G.

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Here I was just minding my own business eating fruit, when out on no where on the end of my fork I found a grape smiling back at me! I just couldn’t eat the poor chap. I figured he would be a great for a company logo or maybe just good company. Happy Bidding!

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Submitted By Ashley

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Strait Jack is known for offering some of the most unique and visually appealing entertainment-related artwork on Ebay!! But unfortunately we must now offer what can only be described as the most hideous looking piece of art on the planet!! SIMPLY PUT, THIS BUTT-UGLY ART LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU’D SEE IN A CRACK HOUSE. IT’S A FLAMING PIECE OF CRAP!!!!

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One used gold tooth (without rest of mouth - this was taken out about two weeks ago).
Have you seen dentist charges recently? It would be great if this one item could raise the £189 needed to replace this quite useful tooth.

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Submitted By Martin

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Withdraw troops from Iraq? Invade Iran? The media is demanding an exit strategy, and this time they’re not backing down. With the help of his top advisors, President Bush has devised a daring solution to the Iraq quagmire.

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