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Enjoy snooker?
Want a great chance to help the future of a young snooker ace?
This is the story of Ben, a 12 year old boy who has ADHD.
A couple of years ago he stumbled upon snooker and it was to change his life.
It helps him with his concentration levels and by the very nature of the game it also encourages ‘appropriate behaviour’.
The more Ben plays the better he is becoming at his game.
We have even succeeded in purchasing a full sized snooker table for him to further improve his game.
There-in lies our problem. We now need to raise in excess of £3,000 in order to install a (very large) shed in the back garden to house the table which is currently in storage.

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Submitted By Amanda R.

“I WANT THIS THING OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
It started out innocently enough, I wanted to make a Hitler pez for a laugh…I measured up Adolf’s cranial features from a variety of sources and fed them into a computer. Then I worked like a madman for days, hand sculpting, checking, rechecking and finally painting! From the first glance I couldn’t get those piercing eyes out of my head. I went out to by a packet of cigarettes, still in a weakened stupor from lack of sleep, I narrowly missed being hit by a car, but not just any car it was a Volkswagon! The very car designed by Hitler himself!!! I wont even say who was at the wheel instead I’ll prove it. I kid you not…

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Submitted By Archie B.

Do you have a mouse in the hoose? Do mice keep leaving you presents from their handbag on your floor? (and we aren’t talking lipstick here, no siree)
You need to buy the all new cheese on a stick, before you have a circus of mice performing the Can-Can in your living room. This is the latest and best mouse catching invention of all time, brought to you exclusively from Buck Teeth Productions UK.

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Submitted By Cakeface

West Wingers - #001 Outsourcing

The Dubai ports deal fell through, but President Bush isn’t taking it lying down. Not only has he found a new buyer for our ports, but he’s pushing forward with an aggressive plan to outsource jobs and cut costs.

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am rummaging through my human dad’s truck and I stumble upon 2 UNROLLED Tim Hortons coffee cups! UNROLLED! I can’t unroll them. My claws are too long. So, I am thinking……..SELL THEM ON EBAY! Then I can get a well deserved day at the SPA!
You are bidding on 2 UNROLLED used Tim Hortons coffee cups. They may or may not be WINNERS in the Roll Up to Win Promotion on now at Tim Hortons! Imagine…a Toyota Rav 4…..a Broil King Barbeque…..a 50” Plasma TV…..$1000 Cash or “Try Again”

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Submitted By Mark

Weird day in the kitchen….
Went to make a batch of brownies and the recipe called for two eggs. Went to the refridgerator, grabbed two eggs, cracked them open and ONE of the eggs had TWO yolks!!!!
Suprised, but decided to continue making the brownies.
The brownies are delicious and homemade, and I wanted to make one of them available to you!
ENJOY!

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Submitted By Kathy H.

THIS LAMP IS TRULY BIZARRE. MY HUSBAND BROUGHT IT HOME ONE DAY YEARS AGO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS “INTERESTING” (HIS WORDS!!) I RECOILED MERELY AT THE SIGHT OF IT!!! IT IS TRULY THE MOST HIDEOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!! TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU THE PICTURES DO NOT SHOW THE TRUE NASTYNESS OF THIS LAMP!!

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Submitted By Kam

My name is Sara and I was looking for the perfect gift for my niece. I found an unusual antique shop I had never seen before. The old woman who worked there was very kind and helped me find a charming little doll. It’s pocket sized with golden hair and blue eyes. She’s got a stunning Victorian style dress in a soft peach color with brown ribbons. There was a curious expression on the doll’s face. It had a melancholy demeanor that captivated me. It made me fall in love with her. So I took her back to my apartment hoping my niece would love her as much as I did. That night while I was asleep I heard these strange noises. Since I live alone I was naturally a bit frightened. So I crept out of my bed to find nothing had been disturbed. Nothing except the doll. She was sitting perfectly upright outside of her box. As I was putting her back in I noticed a small note. All it said was ‘Josephine Davis’. I just assumed the old woman had accidently dropped a note into the box. I placed her back in and went back to bed.

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Submitted By Sara P.

State of Georgia tortilla chip

You are bidding on an authentic Georgia tortilla chip. The chip is from Moe’s Southwestern Grill in Alpharetta, GA off of Windward Parkway. It is currently stored in a humidity controlled container and was cooked fresh on 3/30/2006. As I was eating my Moo Moo Mr. Cow burrito, I looked down at my plate and noticed this incredible little tortilla chip in the shape of the state in which I call home.

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Submitted By Chris

I recently bought a bag of about 30 individually wrapped Double Bubble gum balls from the local dollar store. I kept the bag of gum balls in my car for a few days grabbing one or two every now and then. As it happened I had to go to my tax accountant’s office. Knowing that there were only a few left, I grabbed the bag of gum and took it into the office to share the remaining pieces with the 3 women that worked there. Just being friendly.
I reached in the bag and pulled out the remaining 4 pieces of gum and began to give one to each person in the office, and kept one for myself.
I was just about to open it and happened to look at it before I broke the seal on the wrapper. This is what I found!

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Submitted By Robert H.

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