I got chipped by some aliens about few years ago. I was asleep and woke up to many lights and an alien front of my bed and pain in my left arm. I left it alone until last year. It started to bother me and I can see a small bump on my arm. I decided to take a razor blade and pliers to my bathroom.

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Submitted By Ely M.

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THIS IS HER STORY! It all started the day when I brought home some new Chicky Peeps !
Little did I know, one Chick was WILD! The first sign something was wrong, is when I woke up and caught
Chicky sleeping in the BOYS BOX! After a long STERN talk with Chicky, I thought things would be fine.
HA, was I wrong!

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Submitted By Auctiontron

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THIS IS A BUY-IT-NOW FOR A HOT VIDEO OF MANDI AND SEAN DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT! (WELL, ALMOST.) WE WILL BE REVIEWING BEST OFFERS FOR THIS LISTING–SO PLEASE SEND US AN OFFER! THERE ARE A FEW RULES:
1. WHAT WE DO IN THE VIDEO CAN’T BE DANGEROUS.
2. THE VIDEO WILL BE 20 MINUTES LONG, AND IT WILL BE A VHS.
3. BEFORE USING THE BUY-IT-NOW OPTION, OR MAKING US AN OFFER, YOU HAVE TO WRITE US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANT US TO BE DOING IN THE VIDEO FIRST, AND WE WILL APPROVE IT, OR DISAPPROVE IT
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Submitted By Amanda B.

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This is a personal photo album/photo diary containing pictures of Paris Hilton, her family and friends. It was apparently part of the items contained in the hotly disputed storage unit, the contents of which were sold at blind auction and are soon to be argued over in court by the Hiltons and David Hans Schmidt. This photo album and the photos enclosed belonged to Paris Hilton.

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UP FOR AUCTION IS THIS EXTREMELY UNIQUE EYE DECAL, STARTING AT $0.01 WITH NO RESERVE AND FREE SHIPPING!!! I RECEIVED IT IN THE MAIL FROM SRP!!! IT SAYS “WATCH KIDS AROUND WATER” AND “SRP SAFETY CONNECTION” TOWARD THE BOTTOM OF IT (YOU CAN EASILY TRIM THESE PARTS OFF IF YOU JUST WANT THE EYE TO BE ON IT)!!!

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Submitted By Amanda B.

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Purchase your bracket for the NCAA TOURNAMENT!!! Simply make a purchase, and I will email you directions on filling out your bracket. The winning bracket will receive half of the profit!!! The more purchases the MORE MONEY YOU CAN WIN!!! ADD THIS AUCTION TO YOUR WATCH LIST SO IT APPEARS ON EBAY’S PULSE!!!

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Submitted By James

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Every man I know loves bragging to his friends. Wouldn’t it be great if you could tell everyone that you have balls of gold?! Well now you can! Up for review today, I present to you these gold balls. Not only one pair of balls, but TWO!!! Not only that, but I’ve lovingly crocheted a nice little sack for these balls, because I believe that every set of balls needs a nice ball sack.

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Submitted By Kimmy L.

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It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.
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Submitted By Rube

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This painting is truly an inspirational piece.I know nothing about it except that I was told that it is a fertility painting when I bought it.All I know for sure is that my wife nearly killed me when I brought it home.Some of my friends love it.Others say it is the ugliest thing they have ever seen.You be the judge.After all beauty is in the eye of the beholder.As far as the whole “fertility” theme goes—what can I say –hang it over your bed and see what happens!! I now have a new low starting bid of $129.99 on this item .The true value of this treasure is entirely up to you.

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Submitted By Mark

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I first would like to say that this is not a publicity stunt. I am genuinely qualified as stated below in matters of the paranormal, and this item I am presenting to you is genuine. I cannot guarantee that the item itself is haunted and make no such representation.
I am a Paranormal Investigator with East Coast Paranormal Society (www.paranormal-society.com) and Rolling Hills Ghost Hunting Society (www.rollinghills-ghosthunt.com - as seen on Sci Fi channel’s hit TV series “Ghost Hunters!”). I am also proprietor of Rochester Candlelight Ghost Walks (www.rochesterghosts.com) and FearSeekers Supply (www.fearseekers.com). I regularly go into old and abandoned homes with reported paranormal disturbances.

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Submitted By Jenni

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If you’ve been looking to finally get your “five minutes of fame” we have a deal for you. Forget five minutes, how about getting 12 months of incredible fame and publicity. Bid on this opportunity to get your name in lights along side famous celebrities such as Ava Gardner and Eddie Money.
The Downtown Smithfield Development Corporation (DSDC) has announced that the corporate naming sponsorship of the 2006 Ham & Yam Festival is now up for grabs. Previously reserved for major corporations, this once in a lifetime opportunity is now open to the company or individual with the highest bid.

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Submitted By Angela

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This is a pile of my ex-boyfriend’s prized possessions he left behind when I kicked him out of my house recently (Not that he would have any further use for them). Included are several items of partially burnt clothing and shoes, the remains of a computer (which I lovingly put several bullets into), his beloved TV remote and what’s left of various gifts he bought me when we were together and he thought he was doing me such a favor by just breathing the same air. On the contrary, he was nothing more than an oxygen thief.

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Submitted By Steve

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