We are posting this auction only because of the irony involved. Dr. StrangeBids

Up for bid is a ZIPPO lighter engraved with the AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY logo. I never thought I would be able to describe an auction as IRONIC! Very good condition, minimal signs of use…photos.

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Submitted By Bob D.

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Who else wants to be featured as “the company that climbed to the top of the world?” If you answered “Yes” to the above question, keep reading. Mt. Kilimanjaro is the mountain you see above. Please note the floating arrow. That arrow will become important for you! Kilimanjaro is in Tanzania, Africa. It is the highest point in Africa, and it is the tallest free-standing volcano in the world. The mountain is known by many names, including “Great Sky Mountain” We will stand at 19,340+ feet at the summit! We can tell you that this will be quite a journey!

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Submitted By Jonathan

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Thats right…Elvis is still alive! and he is inside of my fortune cookie. You may ask yourself well how does this person know that its elvis in there and here is my answer, We ordered chinese food one night and when it came time to eat the fortune cookies I gave one to my husband and then one to my 6 year old son. When my son opened the wrapping he yelled to me that elvis was in the cookie! I said what are you talking about? He said the cookie just talked to me and when he asked who was there it said elvis. So he wouldnt eat the cookie. I picked it up and shook it and I heard it say, Hey! “Im all shook up” I almost dropped it at this point. So I said hello? who is in there? Then he said “I aint nothing but a hound dog”.

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Submitted By Michele

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I park in the same parking lot, and the same parking space every day (Monday thru Thursday)… and I save things, mostly paper things, in little snack-size zip-lock bags…. because of a superior organizational skill… called Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I simply cannot throw these stubs away.
These sixty-six (66) tickets are in excellent, salt-free condition:

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Submitted By Nick S.

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This auction is for one unrolled Tim Hortons roll up the rim to win coffee cup ! This coffee cup is a size large. What could be under the rim ? Could be a winner ! Thanks for checking it out !

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Submitted By Adam

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GASP!!! yes you read it right! JD and GQ sold a hand job, live on radio and eBay, and we are passing the favor (snicker) on to you. So rush, don’t walk, to vote on the best hand job in town ……… is it JD or GQ? A buck a vote to see who gives the best hand job on PMOR. mmmmmmm ahhhh oooooo eeeeeee ….. they both give such goooood zerox! Who could possibly win?! As you will see from the photo, we have a picture of JD and GQ’s Hand Jobs. You are voting on the best of the 2. Use your imagination and vote often! The hand job zerox photo that I purchased on eBay, will be a gift to our Chat Room Queen. Sign it? Travel it? Her decision ……….. the hand job heard round the world!? Gabber Rocks!

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Submitted By empirical1

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WOW!!!! You have just happened upon the greatest auction in the history of ebay!!! There is something spooky about this!!!!
Here’s the story… as I was growing up, I collected a lot of baseball cards. If you remember doing that, then you also remember that when you bought TOPPS cards you got a piece of gum inside the pack. That was always a good bonus. Now, the gum was never that good, but you usually ate it anyways.

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Submitted By Kurt

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Mobile Alabama residents are enthralled by a Leprechaun who lives in the tree of a local neighborhood. I dont know who I think is funnier, the guy who is only interested in the gold or the woman who thinks its a crack head on a bad trip. Either way I bet that trees coming down in the next week to see if theres a pot of gold.

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Submitted By Gavyn

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This high school yearbook belonged to a friend…who knows I sell on ebay & knows yearbooks often sell on ebay ..and offered this to me to list as a charity auction.
The Freedom fund sends care packages to deployed National Guardsman who are now in Iraq.
Packages & letters from home are a necessity to our homesick troops. They lift morale and help to keep our soldiers alert and committed to their work. They deserve much gratitude for their sacrifices, and they’ve suffered mightily in 120+ degree heat, sandstorms, and the obvious daily dangers they face everyday. Many of the Guard didn’t think they would wind up in Iraq when they signed up…we gotta support these soldiers!

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Submitted By Renee

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The mystery is HOW MUCH land. The land is in Costilla County, Colorodo It has roads that lead to the land. It has utilities Water is by well Phone is by cell phone Buyer will get all mineral rights There is no time limit to build so you could build on it or just leave it as it is.
There are no other fees associated with this land except taxes of course. Now I can not tell you how much the taxes are because I’m sure some of you will go through my previous auctions and figure out how much land this is by the taxes. Sorry!

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Submitted By Ruth

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Come and buy my Knob!!! It may be used, but it still full of life. Here it is, I have up for grabs 1 well used knob. My girlfriend said that she is sick of waiting in bed while I am looking at weird auctions on ebay. “But babe!” I said, “people are selling some really cool stuff. Look here, there is this guy selling his left nut & there is someone else selling their nipples.”

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Submitted By Jay

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I purchased a bag of peanut M&M’s at a local video store. I just rented a funny movie the Wedding Crashers. During the movie one of the candy coated chocolate peanut candy fell out of the bag and landed into a glass jar. What I found amazed me! This Nut was not like any other it remided me of a rap video.

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Submitted By Matthew

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