This auction is for a um, thing, that spouts weird paranoia and jumps to bizarre conclusions for no reason and has no point that I can tell. The book was originally printed in Dutch, and is now in an English translation. Lucky us! The title is “Son of Man, Take a Stick! Then Take Another Stick! Then Join Them One to Another Into One Stick!” Seriously, that is the title.

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Submitted By Eric F.

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On the block for today is a rare onion ring I purchased at Burger King. It is in the shape of a 8 and is over two inches in height. Is this a sign of whats to come next year? This will make a great addition to any Earnhardt Collection.

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Submitted By Nathan S.

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Top Ten Things You Can Do With Dryer Lint.
Don’t be fooled, this is not just any dryer lint, this is from a load of blue jeans and other clothing that I’ve lovingly laundered for my ever grateful family who think that I sit around and do nothing but eat bon-bons all day long while they go to work or school. Wah, wah, wah.
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Submitted By Alex M.

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I went to a store in Dallas, Texas last week and bought a 12 pack to go to a party. As I came out of the store my perception of homeless people forever changed. I had 5.00 and some change when Willie Will from Phoenix approached me and showed me his sign ” HOMELESS, But why lie I just want a cold be_r” on the back of a Paul Masson Brandy box.
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Submitted By Willie W.

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You’ll Laugh all season with the Santa Got Gas CD that’s packed with 15 tracks that play “Like your tuning a radio” complete with hilarious talk shows, crazy commercials and wacky radio DJ’s.

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Submitted By Poopie McPooperson

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okay so ashy larry(featured on the dave chapel show) is probably the sweetest ashtray ever, to break it down, hes an ashtray my friends like to use when they sit around and smoke cigarettes, and one that i like to use when im incredibley intoxicated and start smokin cigarettes. hes realllllllllllly tight.

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Submitted By Ashy Larry

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Christmas lights set to music, very cool.

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Submitted By Ty L.

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Atomic Situp: The act of convincing someone that he/she cannot do a sit-up with the prankster holding a towel over his/her head and pulling forcefully in the opposite direction. Another friend puts their exposed ass by the knees of the person doing the sit-up. The prankster then lets go of the towel which forces the person doing the sit-up face first into the rear of the third friend.

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Standup comedian Tom Mabe uses his hidden camera to pull some great pranks.

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Submitted by Jerry M.

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IT’S STAR WARS’S HAN SOLO VS. STAR TREK’S JAMES T. KIRK! KIRK FLIRTED WITH PRINCESS LEIA! SOLO STOOD UP FOR HIS WOMAN! A FIGHT BROKE OUT! WHO WOULD WIN?????????????? FINE OUT FOR ONLY 0.99 CENTS!

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Submitted By Jose

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What do you get that hard-to-buy-for ex-convict on your Christmas list? A new tattoo? Too easy. A spoon sharpened to a razor edge? Too much work. A buff boyfriend? Too gross to think about.

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Submitted By K Raymond

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